Bacchides, or The Twin Sisters
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The more I revolve it in my breast, what disturbances my son has raised, into what a course of life, and into what habits he unwittingly has headlong plunged himself, the greater is my concern, and the more do I dread lest he may be ruined or corrupted. I know it; I once was of the same age, and I did all these things; but in a quiet way.
- 4.10.1080
I was gay, I had my mistress, I drank, I feasted, I made presents, but still it was seldom I did so. The methods, too, please me not which I see parents in general employ towards their sons. I have determined to give some latitude to my son, that he may have some scope for his inclinations. I think that’s right; but still, I don’t wish him to give way too much to sloth and wantonness. Now I’m going to Mnesilochus,
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to see whether, as I requested, by his endeavours he has turned him for me to virtue and to sobriety; as, indeed, I am sure he has done if he has met him, of such a disposition is he by nature.
- 5.1.1087
Whoever there are in any place whatsoever, whoever have been, and whoever shall be, in time to come, fools, blockheads, idiots, dolts, sots, oafs, lubbers, I singly by far exceed them all in folly and absurd ways.
- 5.1.1090
I’m undone. I’m ashamed of myself; that I at this time of life should disgracefully have been twice made a fool of! The more I think of this confusion which my son has made, the more am I incensed. I’m ruined, and I’m utterly destroyed; I’m distracted in every possible way. All plagues harass me, by all modes of death do I perish. This day has Chrysalus rent me in pieces; Chrysalus has plundered wretched me;
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he, the villain, by his clever tricks, has shaved, to the very quick, simple me, just as he has pleased. For the Captain says that she is a Courtezan, whom that fellow said was his wife; and he has informed me of everything, as each particular happened; how that she had been hired by him for this year; how that that much gold was left to be repaid, which I, most simple man, had promised him. ’Tis this, this, I say, through which my breast boils with indignation; ’tis this, in fine, by which I am distracted;
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that I, at my time of life, should be made a fool of, aye, by Heaven, so made a very sport of, and with my hoary head and white beard, that wretched I should be bamboozled out of my gold. Undone am I, inasmuch as this slave of mine has dared in this way to set not the value of a nutshell upon me. And I—if any other way I had lost a greater sum—I should have taken it less amiss, and have deemed it less of a loss to me.
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For sure, some person, I know not who, seems to be talking near to me. But who’s this I see?
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Really, ’tis the father of Mnesilochus.
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Hah! I see a partner in affliction. Save you, Philoxenus!
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And you; whence are you betaking yourself?
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From a place whence comes a wretched and a luckless mortal.
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Why, troth, I’m surely on the earth, the spot where it befits a wretched and a luckless mortal to be.
- 5.1.1108
We now, as we are of like age, are meeting with similar fortunes.
- 5.1.1108b
So it is. But as to yourself, what’s the matter with you?
- 5.1.1109b
I’ faith, mine’s the same mishap as your own.
- 5.1.1110
Does this misfortune in any way relate to your son?
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Such is the fact.
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The same disease exists in my own breast.
- 5.1.1112
Aye, and that very worthy fellow, Chrysalus, has been ruining my son, myself, and all my fortunes.
- 5.1.1114
Pray now, what is this mishap of yours about your son?
- 5.1.1114b
You shall know:
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together with your own son he’s undone; both of them are keeping mistresses alike.
- 5.1.1116
How do you know?
- 5.1.1116b
I have seen them.
- 5.1.1116c
Ah! wretch that I am! I’m ruined outright.
- 5.1.1117
Why do we hesitate a moment to knock and to call them both hither out of doors.
- 5.1.1118
I don’t object.
- 5.1.1118b
Hallo there! Bacchis! Bid the door to be opened this instant, if you please, unless you had rather the door and the posts be knocked to bits with hatchets.
- 5.2.1120
Who is it that calls out my name with such a noise and tumult, and is knocking so hard at the door?
- 5.2.1121
I and this person here.
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Pray, what’s the matter now? Who has been driving these sheep to us?
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These most shocking hussies call us sheep.
- 5.2.1122b
Their shepherd’s asleep, as they come straying thus from the flock.
- 5.2.1124
But, i’ faith, they are not white; they both look dirty.
- 5.2.1125
Because they have both been shorn just now.
- 5.2.1125b
How they seem to be laughing at us.
- 5.2.1126b
Let them, just as long as they please.
- 5.2.1127
Don’t you think that these sheep are shorn three times a year?
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I’ faith, to-day one of them has been already shorn twice, that’s sure.
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They are old and fleeceless, both of them.
- 5.2.1129b
But I think they have been in good plight once.
- 5.2.1130
Prithee, do you see how they are looking with a sheep’s eye at us?
- 5.2.1131
By my troth, I really do believe they are without any ill design.
- 5.2.1132
This happens to us deservedly, for having come here.
- 5.2.1133
Well, let them be driven in-doors to fold.
- 5.2.1133b
I don’t know what occasion there is for that, as they have neither milk nor wool. Let them stand as they are.
- 5.2.1135
Of whatever value they have been, they are now out of date; all their fruit has fallen off them by this. Don’t you see, how, straying unattended, they are ranging about at liberty? Why, I fancy that they must be dumb with age; they don’t bleat even, though they are absent from the rest of the flock.
- 5.2.1139
They seem both silly and worthless.
- 5.2.1140
Let’s return in-doors, sister.
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Stay where you are, both of you; these sheep want you.
- 5.2.1141
Why, surely this is a prodigy; sheep are addressing us with a human voice.
- 5.2.1142
These sheep will return you the heavy and great injury which they owe to you.
- 5.2.1143
If you owe me aught, I forgive it you; keep it to yourself; I’ll never demand it of you. But what is the reason that you are threatening mischief to us?
- 5.2.1145
Because they say that our two lambs are shut up here.
- 5.2.1146
And besides those lambs, my dog is there concealed that bites. If they are not now produced to us and sent out of the house, we shall be furious rams; we shall attack you forthwith.
- 5.2.1149
Sister, I have something to say to you in private.
- 5.2.1149b
How now, prithee?
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Whither are they going?
- 5.2.1150
Sister, I give to you that old fellow that’s farthest off, that you may have him cleverly smoothed down; I’ll now attack this other one that’s angry; if we can only entice them here indoors.
- 5.2.1152
I’ll manage my task with cleverness, although ’tis to caress an old skeleton.
- 5.2.1153
Take care and do your best.
- 5.2.1153b
Be quiet; do you do yours; I’ll manage what I have said.
- 5.2.1154
Why are these two women holding a council here in private?
- 5.2.1155
What say you, my good fellow—?
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What would you with me?
- 5.2.1155a
I really am ashamed to tell you a certain thing.
- 5.2.1156
What is it that you’re ashamed about?
- 5.2.1156b
Still, as you are a person, a friend of mine, I’m determined to entrust you with what I could wish. (Whispers.) I’m good for nought.
- 5.2.1157b
I’ve known that this long time; but tell me why you’re good for nought?
- 5.2.1158
I’ve been terribly touched with birdlime: troth, my heart is pierced by the goad.
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I’ faith, ’twere much better if your flanks were goaded, you worthless fellow.
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But what is it? Although I suspect that I myself pretty well know already what it is; still, I should even like to hear it from yourself.
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Do you see that woman?
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I see her.
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She’s not an uncomely person.
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Troth, but she is decidedly uncomely; and you are a good-for-nothing fellow.
- 5.2.1162b
Why more? I’m in love.
- 5.2.1162c
You, in love?
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’Pon honor.
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And do you, you rotten creature, presume to become a lover at your time of life?
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Why not?
- 5.2.1164
Because it’s a disgrace.
- 5.2.1164b
What need of words? I am not vexed with my son, nor yet is it right you should be vexed with yours: if they are in love, they do wisely.
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Follow me this way.
- 5.2.1166b
See, they are moving at last, these allurers and enticers to disgrace. (To the women.) How now? Do you this instant restore us our sons and my servant, or am I to try rougher means with you?
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Won’t you away with you? You surely are not a man, to address a pretty woman so rudely in that fashion.
- 5.2.1170
Most worthy old gentleman, by whatsoever is upon the earth, let me entreat this of you, that you will cease to attack this error with such great vehemence.
- 5.2.1172
If you don’t away with you, although you are so handsome, I’ll be doing you some great mischief just now.
- 5.2.1172b
I shall endure it; I don’t apprehend that any blow that you can give, will cause me any pain.
- 5.2.1173b
How smooth of speech she is. O me! I am in alarm.
- 5.2.1174b
He’s more calm already.
- 5.2.1175
(Aloud.) Step this way with me in-doors; and there, if you choose, correct your son.
- 5.2.1176
Avaunt from me, abomination!
- 5.2.1176b
Do, my love, let me prevail upon you.
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You, prevail upon me?
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For sure, I shall prevail, at all events, upon this gentleman.
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Yes, I beg of you to show me in-doors.
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What a dear man you are.
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But do you know on what condition you are to show me in-doors?
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