Art of Beauty
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Once more, ye fair, attend your master's song,
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And learn what method will your charms prolong;
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What happy heart best recommends a face;
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What heightens beauty; what preserves a grace.
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Art improves nature; 'twas by art we found
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The vast advantages of furrow'd ground:
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The soil manur'd, a fruitful harvest bore,
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Where thorns and hungry brambles grew before.
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By art the gard'ner grafts his trees, to bear
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A kinder fruit, and recompense his care.
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A gilded roof delights our captive eyes,
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And stately monuments the sight surprise,
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Tho' sordid earth beneath the polish'd marble lies.
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The fleece may be with royal purple died,
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And India precious ivory provide,
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To please your fancies and supply your pride.
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When Tatius rul'd the ancient Sabine race,
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Then, rough and careless of a handsome face,
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The women took more pains to earn their bread
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At plough and cart, than how to dress the head;
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All day their task the busy matrons plied,
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Or spinning sat, as to their distaffs tied.
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The mother then at night would fold the sheep
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Her little daughter us'd by day to keep;
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And when at home, would cleave out logs of wood,
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Or kindle up a fire to boil their food.
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But you, by nature form'd in finer moulds,
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Must wrap your tender limbs in silken folds;
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Wear lawns and tissue, sleep in damask beds,
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And with gay knots and wires adorn your heads:
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Your ears with pendants, lockets on your arms,
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Besides a thousand other nameless charms.
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Nor needs this care to please a blush create;
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The men themselves have learned to dress of late.
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You are not now particular in clothes,
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The husband and the bridegroom both are beaux;
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Dress then, and 'tis no sin to dress with art,
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For that's the way to wound the lover's heart.
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E'en those that live remote in country towns,
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Will dress their hair with flowers and daisy crowns,
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And deck and prank themselves, to please the clowns.
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Besides, all women take a secret pride
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In being fine, or else they are belied;
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For when the conscious maid her glass explores,
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And finds she's handsome, she herself adores.
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Thus Juno's bird with silent pride will raise
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And spread his starry plumes, whene'er he meets with praise.
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This method will oblige our sex to love,
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And more than magic herbs their passions move.
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Trust not to philtres; all such stuff forbear;
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Nor try the venom of the lustful mare.
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'Tis all a jest; no snakes by such a force
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Enchanted burst, no rivers change their course;
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Nor can they make the moon from heaven descent
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Whate'er some superstitious fools pretend.
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First learn good breeding; that I first advise;
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Good carriage oft the other wants supplies.
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For when ill-natur'd age shall rudely plough
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Injurious furrows on your wrinkled brow,
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You then perhaps may chide the tell-tale glass,
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That shews the frightful ruins of your face;
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But if good humour to the last remain,
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E'en age may please, and love his force retain.
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Now on, my muse, and tell 'em, when they rise,
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When downy sleep forsakes their tender eyes,
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How they may look as fair as morning skies.
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Vetches, and beaten barley, let 'em take,
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And with the whites of eggs a mixture make;
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Then dry the precious paste with sun and wind
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And into powder very gently grind.
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Get hart's-horn next (but let it be the first
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That creature sheds), and beat it well to dust.
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Six pound in all; then mix and sift 'em well,
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And think the while how fond Narcissus fell;
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Six roots to you that pensive flower must yield
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To mingle with the rest, well bruis'd and cleanly pill'd.
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Two ounces next of gum, and thural seed,
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That for the gracious gods does incense breed,
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And let a double share of honey last succeed.
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With this whatever damsel paints her face,
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Will need no flattering glass to show a grace.
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